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  Cute e-mail I received....

  by babygirl75 in

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  i'm going to try to implement these..... dear employees:.

  it has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.. .

  due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.. .

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  LMFAO

  SO you mean I'm NOT supposed to say the "instead of's" ohhhhhhh

  But I thought it was ok to call the stupid b------ a stupid b--------- when she f------------ screwed up $400 worth of shirts.

  Heh heh heh ok, well. I'll try the "Try Saying..." and let you know how that works.

  I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally

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  needed this today.
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  Finally a prayer I can agree with

  by Bumble Bee in

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  Bumble- this was really funny. My husband will like it just as much.

  Reminds me of our O Canada remake.
  The first time we had accompanied my family to Evergreen Lodge in Canada we really discovered Canadian beer and at that time Molson XXX wasn't available in the States. (awesome stuff)

  After a few of those and a little Jack and making marshmallow snowmen by the campfire (we actually needed pics to help us remember)...

  We came up with this (at the time the US economy was in way better shape and the Canadian dollar was at a low)

  I'll probably get flamed for disrespecting the Canadian anthem, but heh heh the revision in the works is nicely complimentary:

  O Canada your economy sucks
  But you've got the beer
  And we have got the bucks
  With open hearts and open wallets
  We come to you each year
  O Canada O Canada will you please sell us beer?

  God keep your land
  Flowing with beer
  O Canada we'll come to you each year
  O Canada we come to for beer.

  Hey we were drinking..... (this was years ago)
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  Please give me a laugh

  by mouthy in

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  after all the drama that has been on so many posts .it got me very depressed .

  you ( many of you ) say your my great-grand kids or kids.

  well granny needs a lift.

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  Please give me a laugh

  by mouthy in

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  after all the drama that has been on so many posts .it got me very depressed .

  you ( many of you ) say your my great-grand kids or kids.

  well granny needs a lift.

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  What smells or tastes gross you out the most?

  by hillbilly in

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  we'd like to know.. ~hill.

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  exactly!!!!

  NOW add to that a mothers room

  oh this just keeps getting better...
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  What smells or tastes gross you out the most?

  by hillbilly in

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  we'd like to know.. ~hill.

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  OMG.. I cannot stand it when a woman does not bath or clean herself. I work with a gazillion women and by mid afternoon if you go in the bathroom it is horrible. Nothing makes me gag faster. So ladies! Be sure to keep your hoo hoo clean! Nasty cooch is so damn disgusting I could just cry.

  ugh this brought memories of the district assembly ladies room to mind.......

  Think Pontiac Silverdome July/August, no such thing as air conditioning....ick
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  Have You Ever Been Stalked?

  by eclipse in

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  i am not refering to the elders staking out a house to see if you're in there alone with another person who isn't your mate.. .

  i am talking about 'regular stalkers' who stalk you for the obsessive psychological reason of needing to be near you physically.. ever been followed?.

  ever had the feeling someone was looking through your windows?.

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  gee Noni, seems to me that when you make two public statements about your life there's not much wrong with asking a public question to clarify matters.....

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/9/135565/2415857/post.ashx#2415857

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/15/145112/2615893/post.ashx#2615893
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  Have You Ever Been Stalked?

  by eclipse in

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  i am not refering to the elders staking out a house to see if you're in there alone with another person who isn't your mate.. .

  i am talking about 'regular stalkers' who stalk you for the obsessive psychological reason of needing to be near you physically.. ever been followed?.

  ever had the feeling someone was looking through your windows?.

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  In the grand scheme of your life does it really matter that much??It doesn't in mine.If she is good for her.If she isn't who cares??
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  Have You Ever Been Stalked?

  by eclipse in

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  i am not refering to the elders staking out a house to see if you're in there alone with another person who isn't your mate.. .

  i am talking about 'regular stalkers' who stalk you for the obsessive psychological reason of needing to be near you physically.. ever been followed?.

  ever had the feeling someone was looking through your windows?.

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  Wow what an interesting read over there....

  Thanks for the information Restrangled.

  Hmmm

  So is Eclipse married or not married? In a relationship, not in a relationship....... not accusing....just wondering......
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  Have You Ever Been Stalked?

  by eclipse in

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  i am not refering to the elders staking out a house to see if you're in there alone with another person who isn't your mate.. .

  i am talking about 'regular stalkers' who stalk you for the obsessive psychological reason of needing to be near you physically.. ever been followed?.

  ever had the feeling someone was looking through your windows?.

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  Restrangled.... Hey I'm not blaming you for anything!!!!

  My statement was directed TO LOLA for accusing both Clipsey (a kind hearted soul herself) and Ernie (like she's not going through enough) of basically scamming the board and am asking her to show her evidence. I actually was going to post more but decided to let it rest with what you read.

  I think what you did was incredibly kind and loving. I remember when I read that thread I thought wow....how cool. If I'm not mistaken it was done in the wake of Trevorgate and I thought it took an immense amount of human kindness to do this.